Andrew's beach front bar

.A BETEMAX VIDEO
.OLD SCHOOL BOOKS
.ENGELBURT HUMPEDINK LP'S
.BABY CLOTHES
.A BLACK AND WHITE PORTBLE TV
.ZX81
.ACTION MAN (NAKED)
.AN OLD FISH TANK
.EMPTY FAMILY FAVE'S BISCUIT TIN
.OLD REMOTE HANDSETS
.READERS DIGEST 1977
.A FONDU SET (NEVER USED)
.CUDDLY TOYS
.A GLOBE (WITH USSR AND CONSTANTINOPLE ON IT)
.OPERATION GAME

.CRAZY FROG
.REPEATS ON TV
.RAIN ON DAYS OFF
.WORK
.DELAYED PLAINS
.THE EARLY MORNING ALARM
.TRAFIC JAMS
.LATE BUSSES
.NEVER WINNING THE LOTTERY
.PEOPLE WHO TALK IN THE CINEMA
.FAD DIETS
.CRAP NUMBER ONE RECORDS
.CALL CENTERS
.Z LIST CELEBS
.CLIP BOARDS IN TOWN
.UN AUDABLE PLATFORM ANOUNCEMENTS
.THE PRICE OF SANDWICHES
.SPOTS
.1% INTERST
.SLUGS EATING YOOU GARDEN
.DUD COINS IN YOUR CHANGE
.BOTTLED WATER
.ADVERTS
.HIGH STREET PRICES
.NO PUDDING
.MAGAZINES IN WAITING ROOMS
.HOUSEWRK
.THE PRICE OF STAMPS
.NO NHS DENTISTS
.RELIGIOUS FANATICS I TOWN
.TIME WAISTERS
.STUPID PEOPLE
.CON MEN
.GREY HAIRS
.ONLY A HANDFULL OF CHECKOUTS OPEN IN THE SUPERMARKET
.STANDING UP ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT
.THE INABILITY TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH
.BEING GAZZUMPED

.YOUR VIRGINITY
.THE WEEKEND
.BUS FAIR
.THE CAR
.YOUR KEYS
.YOUR FIGURE
.WEIGHT
.YOUR HEARING
.TEETH
.HAIR
.THE FOOBALL
.YOUR BET
.YOUR YOUTH
.PHONE NUMBERS
.YOUR JOB
.THE WILL TO LIVE
.YOUR STAKE
.YOUR WAY
.THE PLOT
.YOUR HEAD
.YOUR NERVE
.THE ROUND
.THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK
.YOUR DIGNITY
.YOUR MEMORY
.YOUR MARBLES.

.Why are men allowed to go tpless but women arent, even though some men have man boobs?

.Why is porn X rated, but you can watch violent films like terminater on TV? surely sex is better than killing.

.If a pig eats bacon, is it a cannibal?

.Is a fish cake actually a cake?

.Should eat all you want reataurants nt be called eat all you can?

.How does James Bond never age but Q does?

If laughter is the best medicine, why go to medical school? just be a comedian instead.

.How hard can it be to be a food critic? they pay you to eat food, than ask if you like it.

.Couldnt anyone be a tv presenter and use utocue? are they not just reading out loud?

.Why does the electricity only ever trip when it's dark?

.If women are the weaker sex, how come they can out live men?

.isn't nostalgia just old stuff?