.the tea boy gets promoted over you

.after ten years the bos still doesnt know your name

.you dont get invited on team building weekends

.you find out everyone has been going out on a Friday night for the past seven years

.everyone stops talking when you enter the staff room

.everyone goes for an elongated fag break

.you're the only one for whom they dont have a collection on your birthday

.you do a full days work every night in your sleep

your paying more on bills than you earn

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