.LEARN TXT TALK

.EAT A DEEP FRIED MARS BAR

.MARY AND DIVORCE IN VEGAS

.MOON AT A NEWS CASTER

.DRESS AS A WOMAN

.STREAK AT A SPORTING EVENT

.HECKLE A COMEDIAN

.PHOTOCOPY YOUR GENITALS

.PISS OF THE MOB

.WATCH EVERY BOND MOVIE BACK TO BACK

.BE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS

.HAVE A FULL BODY WAX

.TELL THE BOSS WHAT YOU REALLY THINK OF HIM/HER

.DECLAIR YOUR LOVE FOR KYLIE VIA HER WEB SITE

.FIND GOD

.SEARCH FOR A CURE

.CHALLENGE THE GRIM REAPER TO A GAME OF SNAP

.GO BACK IN TIME AND TELL YOURSELF HOW YOU DIE, THEN AVOID IT