IN RTETROSPECT - shit, i didn't aught to have done that.
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT- your talking bollocks
LONG TIME NO SEE- i hoped i'd seen the last of you
YOUR LOOKING WELL-have you put weight on?
MMM! VEGY CASSEROLL- is the chippy open?
FANCY A DANCE? -i've not pulled in months
IT LOOKS LIKE A GRAT FILM- Angelina Jolie gets her kit off
I AGREE, WHAT A SLAPPER- wow!
I'LL CALL YOU- see you loser
