IN RTETROSPECT - shit, i didn't aught to have done that.

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT- your talking bollocks

LONG TIME NO SEE- i hoped i'd seen the last of you

YOUR LOOKING WELL-have you put weight on?

MMM! VEGY CASSEROLL- is the chippy open?

FANCY A DANCE? -i've not pulled in months

IT LOOKS LIKE A GRAT FILM- Angelina Jolie gets her kit off

I AGREE, WHAT A SLAPPER- wow!

I'LL CALL YOU- see you loser