Andrew's beach front bar

So all the bands are reforming, The police, Wham, Wet wet wet. I have a heartfelt plea, if the greatest band off all time read this, please. reform Ultravox.

How can it be so, that you can have a full nights sleep, say 8 hours, and i'm talking deep sleep, like, close to being comatose. The world could come to a dramatic end and you would remain oblivious, masked mutants could rade your house and rape and pillage their way through the entire estate, and yet, you can still sleep on. The spirit of Elvis could rise, and take the vast voyage from Graceland to your home, stand at the foot of your bed and sing to you, and yet, you still dont wake. All this, such a deep sleep, and yet, the alarm sounds, you open your eyes to the morning so tired, you will turn the alarmn to snooze and request, nay , demand an extra five minutes in the land of nod. My only conclusion is , sleep is bad for you, it makes you tired.

is two pints of lager and a packet of crisps not the grteates show ever to grace our tv's? i have series 1 to 6 on DVD and could watch it for hours. the musical episode is just fantastic. long may it rule, roll on sereis 7.

i heard the story of the seven veils
i heard so many lurid tales
i heard the one about the rock and the roll
lost alone by the gallows pole.

stay away from the seven veils
and forget them lurid tales
cause the lies they continue toi spread
you wont escape them even when you're dead.

.HOGWARTS
.MIDSUMMER
.SPICE WORLD
.NARNIA
.TRUMPTON
.CAMBERWICK GREEN
.THE ENCHANTED FOREST
.FAWLTY TOWERS (that Polly is hot)
.BALLAMORY
.TREASURE ISLAND
.FAR FAR AWAY
.CLUB TROPICANA
.DEVIL GATE DRIVE
.SUNSET BEACH
.WALFORD
.HOLBY
.EMMERDALE
.WETHERFIELD
.CLOUD COCO LAND
.THE TWELTH OF NEVER
.THE BACK OF BEYOND
.NEVER NEVER LAND (so good they named it twice)

1. Never eat the last quality street before offering it to you're wife.

7.never forget your wifes birthday