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There is something that has always baffled me. It seems that it is thought of as ok to see violence in tv, for instance, in Eastenders the Little Mo and Trevor story line where he terrorised her, and it erupted into a final violent confrontation when she struck him with the iron, then there are movies such as Tarentino and the Terminator films that have more blood than our local Dewhursts. What i fail to understand is why we can view this, but porn, sex, which rarely results in death and is a natural thing that we all do is nt allowed to be viewed on tv.
why is sex so frownd upon? by do people get so offended by it? how come so many people are appaled by the use of so called swearwords that are used to name the sexual organs, or the act of having sex and the various forms of sex, when all said and done they are mere words and can do no harm.
How come if people sugest any kind of fetish they are looked upon as some kind of pervert? when did the act of sex, and sex play between two consenting adults become a dirty thing?
Who gets to decide that we can not view 'x rated' films, but we can see people being beaten to death, shot or stabbed every day?

1..TWO FATHERS AND TWO SONS WERE IN A KITCHEN. THEY HAD THREE EGGS, HOW DO THEY ALL GET SOME WITHOUT BREAKING ANY?

2. TWO MEN WERE IN A BAR, ONS SAID TO THE OTHER, 'I KNOW EVERY SONG THAT HAS BEEN RECORDED, AND CAN NAME A SONG WITH EVERY NAME IN IT'
THE SECOND MAN SAID 'GREAT, MY DAUGHTER IS CALLED HILDARGARD' THE MAN SANG THE SONG. WHAT SONG DID HE SING?

so i've just checked my e mails and i have 65 un read messages, 12 of them are about viagra, and 7 about impotence...why, in the name of all thats holy?

So its official, i'm living in the past. No, dont try and reasure me that im wrong, it is blatently clear that i am.
firstly, i still listen to music on a walkman, yopu can no longer even buy cassettes. i still have a play station one, still havnt up graded, i listen to 80's music, A ha and Duran duran and Ultravox are amoungst my favourite bands, my best tv show is Miami Vice, and for the life of me i just cant bring myself to call a Marathon a Snickers, and Opal fruits Starburst.