Andrew's beach front bar

South yorkshire transport workers have put up a bus shelter on a road in Doncaster where there is no but service. once realising their error they were forced to take the shelter down and re erect it in its correct location, all at a cost of £400.

Does this go some way to explain why bus fairs on South Yorkshire transport have risen three times in less than a year?

So this guy comes into our picture framing shop and says to me 'i would like you to frame these photos for me please.' I take them out of the envelope, some model, topless, on a sofa. My mate comes in later, he's single, it's been six years since he dated, and he sees the photos, and i watch himk looking at them, then he turns to me and goes, 'hey, Andrew. Nice sofa.' So i say to him, 'Then you wonder why you cant get a date when you only see the furniture'. and he says, 'yea, but look at the upholstry...' I give up in him, he has no hope of getting fixed up..

You stand naked before me and i love you
you speak to me and i love you some more
my heart skips a beat and i smile
in the knowledge you are still here
i never knew what love was and then we met
and i knew in an instant
love is the moon
and love is the stars
i would grant your every desire.

c andrew bedell

You are on your knees
begging for my mercy
look at the tears in your eyes
you want my pitty?
you feel ashamed?
it was you did the dirty
you are the one with hands stained with betrayal
dont ask me to forgive you
how many lovers do you need?
could i not turn you on?
i have seen you climax
do not tell me they were fakes
i know they were real
you once said i was all the man you could ever need
now you tell me im weak
God you look good
i forgive you anything

c. andrew bedell.

Drowning like a fly in custard
sticky, sweat, resistance low
no will power
can not fight her advances
lips pout, eye lash flutter
me so weak
like a dog on heat
no self control
drowning.

c. andrew bedell