Just tried for ages to get on the B&Q website. Finaly realised the reason i couldnt find it was because it needed a space betwen the B and & and & and Q! Try saying that when your drunk!:))

Also, i dont know why, but i was just thinking, you know if a pig eats a bacon buttie, is it a cannable? :b

And why is it women cant go toppless, but men can? Even with man boobs.:b