Been trying to work out why i have adds for 'Ice making' and 'Ice cream' on my blog, it just came to me. i blogged a poem called 'Ice'. 
Posts archive for: 4 May, 2007
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oh i get it!!!!
@ Friday, May. 04, 2007 – 13.32:23
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Life sucks sometimes....but then again....
@ Friday, May. 04, 2007 – 09.57:07
The milks off. The milks off and were out of tea bags. The milks off, were out of tea bags and the bread has blue mold on it. The milks off, were out of tea bags, the bread has blue mold on it and the weather forcast looks pretty dismal for the bank holiday weekend.
I saw a magpie on next doors roof this morning, hung around for about twenty minuites waiting for another one to come along and join it (One for sorrow, two for joy), cant afford any more
bad luck.
This morning one of our cats was sick (again) on the cream carpet that we only had steam cleaned a couple of months ago. Some twat clipped the car in Tesco carpark yesterday ( you left a red residue of paint, i will get it tested, and i'll be coming for you)
For some reason the picture on the tv is crap, snowy and blured, the radio in the car has gone out of tune, i cant access my e mails, some bloody dog has done a poo on my drive, my credit card is maxed to the hilt, the VCR chewed my Nuns on the Run video, my poetry has been rejected by the publishers, we have a leak under the kitchen sink, and, to top it all off i have found some more grey hairs, and i seem to be receding more and more as the days go on.
The belt must have worn out on my turn table on my record player (for those of you under the age of 15, thats the thing that plays those vinyl disks.(ask your parents). I bought this one from Woolies in the high street, ask for one now and they look at you with an inane grin and ask 'what's a record player?'
I have a sore throat and sniffles. looks like another bout of man flu is on the horizon. My gums bleed when i brush my teeth, and, not wanting to sound too vulger, but you know that film 'the grapes of wrath?' well i have them growing out of my arse, yea, bloody piles. sorry....i dont want to put anyone off their brakfast...
So, all in all things are pretty grim. I guess it could be worse though....I could be Tony Blair, i could be a footballer playing for Rotherham united, i could be on the receiving end of Gorden Ramsey, or Alan Sugars wrath, i could be in Scooch and about to become a laughing stock all around the world, i could be a member of Deal or no deals 1p club, i could be a reality tv reject, and worse yet, i could be Peter Stringfellow on the beach in a thong looking like a complete tit.(!)
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