Saw this in todays paper....

HEADBANGING IS RULED A DISABILITY.

A Heavy metal fan is to receive disability allowance because he is addicted to loud music. Roger Tullgren has battled for ten years to have his obsession classified as a handicap. Now the part time dishwasher will pocket a top up from the state worth around £65 oer week. Mr Tullgren, 42 of Sweeden said: "I can't listen to other types of music-heavy metal is my life" :crazy: