I was trying to think of all the great one liners from tv shows and movies, here are some of my favourites.

"You were only suposed to blow the bloody doors off"
-The Italian Job.

"Put the bunny back in the box."- Con Air.

"He's got an arm off." - Shaun of the dead.

"Do you think he's compensating for something?" -Shrek.

"I do not have warts." -Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.

"A gay and lesbian pick and mingle." - Gimmie gimme gimmie.

"have you tried having a conversation with dead people? It's boring." - An American wearwolf in london.

"First name Crap, second name bag. If you want to remember it just think of a bag filled with crap."- Friends.

"What sort of scary ass clowns came to your parties?" - Friends.

"Pans people were great, one in particular. Busty Babs. I cant remember her name." - Porridge.

"I'm a lazy gob shite." - Two pints.

"It's a fucking plant." - Two pints.

"Theres a woman with sick on her who lets me touch her."- Two pints.

"That's the shortest relationship ive ever had, apart from the time i found out Daria was a man."- Two pints.

"if there was such a thing as reincarnation, with my luck i would come back as me."- Only fools and horses.

"It's a Japs eye. Not Popeye." - Two pints