I'm just watching this on Video.
Drinking some Rum and it put me in the mood to see this film again.
she is a very sexy woman.
just eating take away.
very drunk. Must sleep soon.
Night all.
Posts archive for: August, 2007
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Up the pub
@ Friday, Aug. 31, 2007 – 19.24:35
Taken a few days off work to work on my script.
Not got much done today,been up the pub.Took some pics with new camera.
Used one as my new profile pic.
Happy Birthday China_doll. 21 today.
I wish I was 21 again.
Is everyone having a good day?
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Owen Willson suicide bid
@ Thursday, Aug. 30, 2007 – 15.57:30
Acording to the paper, when Owen Wilson's ex, Kate Hudson heard the news she broke down in tears.
She was filming a new rom-com in Boston, and fled the set on learning the news.
An onlooker said she looked upset, and was pacing up and down , then it says her
Handlers came out and she was ushered into an SUV.She has Handlers? What is she , a dog?
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whiskers on my chinny chin chin!
@ Thursday, Aug. 30, 2007 – 14.06:46
The National beard championships are to be held on Saturday..No, honest, im not making it up. Look:
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
Talking of beards, they say people who have a beard are hiding something.
so thats Jesus and Santa then.
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I know it's wrong to mock....
@ Wednesday, Aug. 29, 2007 – 16.54:09
But it is funny.
See, the thing is, I would love to be able to sing, but I am not deluded, and I know I sound like a ccat being sucked into a vacume cleaner. It's for the same reason I refuse to do a bungy jump, I know I cant fly, and I know I dont bounce.
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If I shut my eyes
@ Wednesday, Aug. 29, 2007 – 16.39:56
I think I would be asleep in no time.
Why am I feeling so tired?
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I almost forgot
@ Wednesday, Aug. 29, 2007 – 15.42:13
I did the test the nation IQ test on BBC1 on Monday. It turns out I have the IQ of an ameoba. To be honest, it's a wonder I'm able to use a knife and fork without doing my self an injury.
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sex talk
@ Wednesday, Aug. 29, 2007 – 15.34:23
I was talking to a mate up the pub, and i said to him,
"You have to admit, nothing is better than good sex between two people."
He said,
"True. unles it's sex between two people, and another very dirty person."
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Good, Bad, worse
@ Wednesday, Aug. 29, 2007 – 12.00:17
Good: You give your kids the birds and bees talk.
Bad: They keep interupting.
Worse: With corrections.Good: Your child goes to his/her room to study.
Bad: You find porn mags under the bed.
Worse: You are in them. -
Adults only
@ Wednesday, Aug. 29, 2007 – 10.16:18
Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. I dont know why you're shaking, it's me she's going to eat.
Q. What five words ruin a mans ego?
A. Are you sure it's in?
Q. Why is air like sex?
A. cos it's no big deal unless you're not getting enough.
Two prostitutes were standing on a corner, the first asked,
"have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?""No." the second replied, "But i have been swung about by the tits."
A bear and a bunny were sitting in a forest, the bear turned to the bunny and asked if he ever had a problem with getting shit stuck to his fur. The bunny said no, so the bear took a dump and wiped his arse with the bunny.
Q. What did Adam say to Eve?
A. Stand back, i dont know how big this thing goes.
Q. Whats the difference between sin and shame?
A. Its a sin to put it in, but a shame to take it out.
Q. How does a bull keep warm?
A. Slip into a nice warm Jersey.
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sex, sex, sex
@ Tuesday, Aug. 28, 2007 – 12.47:21
You know when you have sex, and you want to prolong it and you have to think of something un sexual, well now it's back fired on me. I started to think of Michael Winner, but now it just makes my knob deflate.
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Stolen from Kevinwilson.....cos i cant think of anything origional.
@ Saturday, Aug. 25, 2007 – 10.51:32
1. name the most perfect holiday of your dreams - where would you go?
Jamaica.
2. how would you get there -.?
Concord (if it was still in service)
3. name the person you'd like to be there with you
Michelle (my wife)
4.. name the drink you would order from the beach bar - a bottle of...?
Rum
5. what would you order for dinner?
Jerk chicken or flying fish
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This makes all my hairs stand on end.
@ Saturday, Aug. 25, 2007 – 10.41:25
All hail the great man......
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A little bird tells me these guys are on the road again.
@ Saturday, Aug. 25, 2007 – 09.51:57
Not sure what the line up is, they changed pretty much from album to album anyway. I'm assuming Phill Mog is still front man.
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When a mate turns out to be a twat.
@ Friday, Aug. 24, 2007 – 11.53:34
I have just been met with a face from my distant past. He looked me in the eye, then put his head down and scuttled away.
This is a former drinking buddy, former work mate, former friend.
Some years ago I earned a living as a Mental Health support worker in a residential home. It came to our attention that things were going missing, small things to begin with, a few books, records, Video's. We assumed one of the residents was 'borrowing' them and taking them tov their room. It went on for a while, but then other things began to go missing, a portable TV, a VCR, a deep fat fryer, and then, more oddly, meat out of the freezer.
We all questioned it amongst ourselves, none of us unable to comprehend what was going on.
Then things took a further turn for the worse, now money was going missing out of the safe, drugs out of the medication cupboard. This could mean only one thing, the theif was somebody with access to the key's,the theif had to be one of us.
The police were called, each of us questioned one by one, each of us made to feel like a criminal.
I recall being asked, 'have you noticed anyone acting strangley or out of character?'
'No.' I said, hand on heart. 'I know everyone here. I do not beleive anyone would do such a thing.'
Amongst the staff team was K, a woman who had, in her younger life been under the influence of drugs, and the police made a beeline straight to her door.
"Funny that." said P. "I did notice her with a large holdall the other day, and it did seem heavy when she took it to her car."
She was suspended on the spot, and the investigation seemed to focus on her.
"I always found her a little odd." said P in a staf meeting. "Once a druggiie.."
Two weeks passed, and a vulnurable resident comes to the office, and after some prompting confesses taht P had stolen things, and used him as an excuse to get them off the grounds, taking him on hospital visits, but calling in at his home to dump the stolen goods, and even used him as look out whilst stealing from other places, using the company mini bus as a get away vehicle. he got the resident to help by telling him that if ever he breath a word of it he will kill him.
P is suspended on the spot, the police are called, and sure enough, the stolen goods are found in his shed. K is reinstated, with no real apology.
A couple of nights later, at two in the morning, when two 20 something female staff are on shift alone a masked intruder comes onto the grounds, smashes all the windows, light and mirrors on the mini bus, slashes the tyres, and then, for good measure fires three shots from a pellet gun at the office window where the two staff members are sitting.
Yes, it was P. apparently seaking 'revenge'.
So this is the scary thing. I thought this bloke was a friend. We used to go drinking together. I would have trusted him with my life, for God's sake, i had known the bloke for seven years, we worked togethrer every day.
I heard the other day that he had been using his wife as a punch bag too.
I'm glad he scuttled away so quickly, not sure what would have happened if i spoke to the fucking bastard.
You never really know any body do you?
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Damn that out dated equipment.
@ Friday, Aug. 24, 2007 – 10.04:14
I am currently writing a script. Not sure yet whether it is going to be for stage or screen.(or even if it will come to anything at all)
It is saved on my flash drive, and on floppy disk.
For reasons I cant explain I have not kept a copy on my hard drive.
Today my wife wanted to use the flash drive, so i came out to work with the flopy disk, and as it is quiet i thought i would have half an hour working on said scrip.
Try to open disk, message comes up,
"Disk not formated."
Well it was fine at 11.30 last night.
Now i have no copy to work on untill i get home.
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This is stuck in my head now
@ Wednesday, Aug. 22, 2007 – 15.14:58
Just saw the title 'Why?' On Saphire nights post, and for some reason this song popped into my head, and now it wont leave hold....
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Favourite quote
@ Wednesday, Aug. 22, 2007 – 12.29:51
Whats your favourite quote people?
Mine is Homor simpsons,
"Well kids, you tried and failed. The lesson you learnt is Never try."
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Poll
@ Wednesday, Aug. 22, 2007 – 12.28:38
So this in a local paper.
Should school kids wear a uniform?
Yes: 47%
No: 32%
No opinion: 21%
So 21% of people took the time to say they didnt have an opinion?
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Bad Joke of the day
@ Wednesday, Aug. 22, 2007 – 10.10:33
Two eskimos sitting in a Kayak on a lake.
They light a fire to keep warm.
The Kayak sinks.
It just goes to show, You can't have your Kayak and Heat it.
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So is this the end then?
@ Wednesday, Aug. 22, 2007 – 10.03:52
Have we seen the last of the Summer?
That was a wash out. What a crap Summer.
Once.
Thats how many times I've used my new BBQ.
My shorts haven't seen the light of day.
It's bloody cold today. Had to dig out my coat.
The wind has wrecked my garden too.
Crap.
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Stolen from Chyna_doll
@ Tuesday, Aug. 21, 2007 – 16.16:25
Vinyl or CD?
Vinyl
New York or London?
London. not been to New York.
Night Club or down the Pub?
pub
Sofa surfer or Gym bunny?
Sofa Surfer
Money or Fame?
Money
Tent or Caravan?
Caravan!
Vodka or Gin?
Vodka
Chocolate or Cheese?
Cheese
Camembert or Cheddar?
Cheddar
Age & Wisdom or Youth & Beauty?
Age and Wisdom.
Burial or Cremation?
As long as i'm dead I dont care. It's not as if i'll know anything about it.
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Am I suposed to be taken in by this?
@ Tuesday, Aug. 21, 2007 – 15.57:47
REPLY SOON...
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I will provide all necessary information needed in order to claim this money.Hoping in God that you will never let me down now and in future.ok! I contacted you believing that you will not let me down once the fund goes into your account.
I urge you to reply immediately for more details.
Sincerely,
Mr. Johnson. -
Stamp that out!
@ Monday, Aug. 20, 2007 – 10.19:56
So i'm in Superdrug buying Shampoo and shower gell and the woman on the check out says,
"Would you be interested in any chocolate or stamps or phone top up?"
I've heard of after sales, but...
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Breed by Andrew
@ Friday, Aug. 17, 2007 – 15.53:22
I am the blood within your veins
I am the poison in your mind
I am the pain that never heals
I am the demon of your fears
I am the longing in your soul
I am the lust that you can't control
I am fire disguised as need
I am the book you will never read
I am desire and I am greed
I am an ember born of a seed
I am the one who will fertilize
I am your future when it's time to breed. -
Ice by Andrew
@ Friday, Aug. 17, 2007 – 15.50:29
Ice in the window
in my heart
in my veins
cold
void of humility
afraid
alone
lost in the darkness
in this chasam
of my soul
broken
bent and blistered
trapped
tears
that shatter
my life ripped in two
still the ice in the window
still the ice in my heart. -
It's over by Andrew
@ Friday, Aug. 17, 2007 – 15.48:01
There isn't any light here
and I cant feel anything
I try to remember, but nothing
Who am I?
Why am I here?
In this place where nothing seems real
I cant smell anything
or hear the sound of my breathing
where is everybody?
why have they left me alone like this?
I'm scared, God i'm scared.
I feel numb, I cant move my legs
I cant move my hands
I cant move at all.
Where am I?
What is this place?
Please wont somebody help me?
Oh God
I dont feel my heart beat
please help me
somebody
anybody
i want to go home
home
home
yes i remember now
my home and my wife
my beautifull wife
she was sobbing
i remember i heard her weap
yes, she was sad
I couldnt go to her
i wasnt able to comfort her
why did she cry so?
Was it over me?
did I do something wrong?
Why cant I remember?
What is the matter with me?
A car. I remember something about a car
screaching tyres, a loud cacophony of sound
pain
so much pain
so many screams
blue lights
flashing blue lights
uniforms
I remember uniforms
they didn't come to me
pased over me to someone else
dont leave me, please dont leave me
oh God.No it can not be
i'm dead arent I?
This is my grave
Oh God. It's over. -
Excuse my language but....
@ Friday, Aug. 17, 2007 – 11.20:49
Thank Fuck it's Friday.
Thats all I'm going to say on the subject.
