Posts archive for: 1 August, 2007
  • real me, fake me

    THE FIRST RECORD I EVER BOUGHT WAS:

    Keith Harris and Orville 'I wish I could fly'.

    I TELL PEOLE IT WAS:

    Black Sabbath 'Paranoid'.

    MY FAVOURITE FILM IS:

    St Elmos fire

    I TELL PEOPLE IT IS:

    The Shawshank redemption.

    MY FAVOURITE TV SHOW IS:

    Miami Vice

    I TELL PEOPLE IT IS:

    Only fools and horses.

    MY FAVOURITE MEAL IS:

    sausage, egg and chips.

    I TELL PEOPLE IT IS:

    a sunday roast.

    MY FAVOURITE MAGAZINE IS:

    Bizare

    I TELL PEOPLE IT IS:

    Private eye

    MY BEDSIDE READING IS:

    trashy fetishy novels

    I TELL PEOPLE IT IS:

    Biographies of famous people.

    I TELL PEOPLE IM LOST MY VAGINITY AT :

    15

    I WAS REALLY:

    20

    I TELL PEOPLE I GET DRUNK AFTER:

    6 pints

    I I GET DRUNK AFTER:

    3 PINTS

    ok, 2...

    MY FAVOURITE BAND IS:

    Ultravox

    I TELL PEOPLE ITS:

    Metalica

  • Just in case anyone is interested...

    This is what I do for a living.

    Shirt Framed Full

    Shirt Framed Picture 2

    framed shirt 3

    But I would like to do this

    http://jamaicacruiseexcursions.com/DunnsRiverFallsCatamaran.htm

  • Superman to be rescued

    Heard on the news.

    A man dressed as Superman driving in a convoy with people dresed as Spiderman, Batman, Robin and the Joker had to call out the recovery service when the car broke down and none of them were able to fix it.

    Imagine the look on the AA mans face when he pulled up along side them all.

    :))

  • Smeg heads forever!

    Due to the lack of anything worth while on television last night I dug out my Red Dwarf v DVD, and watched all 6 episodes back to back, then some of the extras on disk two. It was a late night.

    It has been a while since I watched Red dwarf, and I had forgoten how well writen it was, and for a BBC comedy show, just how good the special effects actually where.

    Back to reality is a great episode, and I do recall on it's origional Friday night BBC2 transmison fearing that it really was the end.

    Messers Charles, Barrie, Llwelen and John Jules at there best.

    Also, for those of you who never saw it, this is fantastic

  • yada yada

    Customer: (on telephone) could you cut me 4 pieces of glass please?

    Me: Sure, no problem.

    Customer: How long will it take?

    Me: Oh, I can have you that done within the hour.

    Customer: Oh, thats great, thank you.

    He hangs up. I walk to workshop, take glass to cutter....Customer comes in/.

    Customer: is it done yet?

    Me: You only phoned five minutes ago.

    Customer: But you said it would be ready within the hour.

    aghhhh! :##

  • Yorkshire day

    Yep, it's Yorkshire day. A fact that I was blissfully anawhere of untill I heard it on the radio this morning. Having been born and bread in Yorkshire, and living here for all my 37 years of life I have never, nor would I know how to, celebrated Yorkshire day.

    How does one celebrate Yorkshire day? Anyone?

    Answers on a postcard to:

    That Northern git

    Ferret hill

    up North.

    :wave:

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