Andrew's beach front bar

That is an ice cold beer calling my name.

Listen to that siren song.

I can almost taste it.

Here I come.

See yall on Monday.

From customers.

I have come to the up stairs office, shut the door and relaxed in the comfy chair.

I am now going to enjoy my smoked ham and mustard sandwich.

Do you not want to just sit her down and say,

"Chill. Have a cup of tea."

She's only 23....She looks rough.

# "Tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'No..No..No' #

yea, it shows love.

No, I Know we werent talking about it, but it was the only way I could think of leading up to this post.....

Once, my neighbour, who just happened to be a blonde sweedish student (Female) knocked on the door in a skimpi bikini. She said,

"we are having a BBQ. If you like you can come."

I said

"Sweetheart. I think I just did."

sorry.

Imagine if you could be like a cat, and have 9 lives, only un like a cat these were 9 literal lives, of any body living or dead, actual or fictional. Who's 9 lives would you have?

This is my list.

.1 Lee Evens. -He is so funny, i want to make people laugh with me not at me.

2.David Jason. A great actor, and to have the lead roll in Only fools would be fantastic.

3.Richard Branson.. £3.100m need i say more?

4.Brad Pitt. Gwenyth Paltrow, Jenefer Aniston, Angelina Jolie..

5.The Marquis de sade. Dont ask!

6.Buffy the vampire slayer. what? Dont laugh, its not nice to laugh...that girl can kick ass.

7. Russel T Davies. He brought back Doctor Who, and great job he did of it too.

8.Midge Ure. Ultravox were my fav. band.

9.Parky. That guy has met everyone.

~##This list changed many times as i was writing it. It may have changed again within the hour#

Can I just say, to the fucking arse wipe who clipped the door of my wifes car whilst it was in her staff car park yesterday, "You twat! you fucking arse hole."

Not even the decency to own up to it. Not the decency to leave a note saying 'Im so sorry i put a dint in your passenger side door. Here are my details, do give me a call and i will gladly pay for any work needed to repair the damage.'

If on the slightest chance you are reading this, blue street car, Northen General hospital in Sheffield, in the staff car park (Youm know who you are), i just want to say this to you.....

"You little shit.you owe us seventy quid." thats what it's going to cost to fill in the chip, and re touch the paint work.

appologies for the language, but it gets me so mad. How hard is it to open the car door without hittting the car next to you anyway?

Did i mention this was the staff car park? This is someone who works in the same hospital as my wife.