You know when you have sex, and you want to prolong it and you have to think of something un sexual, well now it's back fired on me. I started to think of Michael Winner, but now it just makes my knob deflate.
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- Tuesday, Aug. 28, 2007 @ 12.52:48
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- Tuesday, Aug. 28, 2007 @ 14.04:18
michael winner is a sex god!
i should see the doctor, mate. -
- Tuesday, Aug. 28, 2007 @ 15.31:41
Euww! Michael Winner! No wonder!
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- Tuesday, Aug. 28, 2007 @ 16.17:17
I think of Fish and Chips, and often feel very hungry after a good shagging. Can't think why though?
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- Wednesday, Aug. 29, 2007 @ 12.57:55
perhaps you think of michel winner because he keeps saying calm down in that advert and it has worked a little too literally on you

Old-Nick
Pro

I nomally think of my mother in law dragging her teath down a black board.

You can go for hours with an image like that at the ready.
Won't help you of course as you don't know my mother-in-law.