Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?

A. I dont know why you're shaking, it's me she's going to eat.

Q. What five words ruin a mans ego?

A. Are you sure it's in?

Q. Why is air like sex?

A. cos it's no big deal unless you're not getting enough.

Two prostitutes were standing on a corner, the first asked,
"have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

"No." the second replied, "But i have been swung about by the tits."

A bear and a bunny were sitting in a forest, the bear turned to the bunny and asked if he ever had a problem with getting shit stuck to his fur. The bunny said no, so the bear took a dump and wiped his arse with the bunny.

Q. What did Adam say to Eve?

A. Stand back, i dont know how big this thing goes.

Q. Whats the difference between sin and shame?

A. Its a sin to put it in, but a shame to take it out.

Q. How does a bull keep warm?

A. Slip into a nice warm Jersey.