I was coming to my stop, so i got up and pressed the bell, you know the type on the roof thats like a black plastic strip running the length of the bus.

pressed it several times, but it didnt do anything.

some bloke tapped me on the sholder and said, 'you do know thats not a bell dont you?'

I was thinking, 'well obviously i dont or i wouldnt be trying to press it would i?'