telephone rings.

ME: Hello, Wellgate arts and crafts.

WOMAN: Do you sell photo glue?

ME: Photo glue, what is it for?

WOMAN: for sticking photographs in a scrap book obviously.

ME:
Well we sell lots of glue, PVA. Prit stick, paste..

WOMAN:
No. thats not what i want.

Line goes dead......

:crazy: