Andrew's beach front bar

I'm not going to do the old 'Ba humbug' but in the pas hour i have had five sets of trick or treaters knock on the door whilst i was trying to eat my tea.

Anyone who knows me well will know i do not like being disturbed when i'm eating. Call me grumppy if you must, but i like eating with no interuptions.

never mind, this Organic (almost said orgasmic for a secend) cider is very erm...refreshing.

And another thing, has anyone seen SAW4 yet, and is it any good? I have he first three on DVD, but i dont see how they can keep i going for another outing.

Dont want to go through that again.

Anyway, here we are, haloween night, the night of Samhain, when the Goddess mourns the oak king. This is the last fire festival of the pagan year. Samhain, or All hallows eve is the night of all souls and a time of great mourning. many pagans beleive that all allows eve is ouside time, at this time of year the doors to the underworld are thrown open and spirits roam the Earth.

Halloween is celebrated in rememberence of the God of corn who sacrificed himself at Lughnasad for the sake of others. Samhain is a rememberance service for the God of vegitation who has departed from the Earth.

allows me a quick visit to blog land whilst our compuer remains critical!

Malick , the guy fixing i says the virus must have come from a dodgy site.

so what is a dodgy site?

does he mean...those...with the ladies?

i was only looking.

we have a fookin virus on the computer and it's dead.

hope to have it fixed soon.

Have a good weekend yall.

and he said to me,

"You just want to have your cake and eat it."

what else would i do with cake?

when the kids start singing and the bells begin to play........la la la la...

Ok, lets think about this logicaly.

yea, everyone likes christmas, and it would mean not having to go to work, spend all day drinking, stuffing your face, but here are the problems:

1. if it was Christmas everyday you would not go to work, so you would have npo money to buy all the things you wanted for christmas.

2.there would be nothoing on tv because it was Christmas, so none pof the tv/movie stars would be working.

3.Even if you did have any money It's christmas, all the shops would be closed.

4.the family would be around at your place eating all your food and drinking all your booze every day.

5. erm!

Hang on, am I taking it to literally?

Stupid thing to say realy, she wouldnt be over it would she?

hardly had any sleep cos she spent the whole night coughing and sneezing and bringing up all this green gooey stuff.

she has a temperature, the heat she is omitting was amazing, this morning the windows were all condensated up.

I had to go to the chemist and get her Venos and Lemsips and cold capsuels and tyrozettes, and chocolate, thoughc I dont know what are the medicinal components in a Lion bar.

When i came to work this morning i left her sleeping,but i keep sniffling and my throat is a little dry, so i have a nasty feeling i might be about to come down with it too.

I supose that's what they mean about marriage being a partnership, and having to share everything.

Might dope myself up on Lemmon and honey beechams powders, or use it as an excuse to drink, hot toddies, medicinal (think i spelt that wrong), i wont be drinking it for pleasure, honest.

I BURN

I burn when I feel you
Desires like demons
Fires revive my obsession
A hunger so deep
I see your views
I fall on bended knees
I weep
In the knowledge I can never have you.
Will you wait until I can stay?
Can I be fulfilled?
I smell you close
I burn when I’m near you.

MY HEART DOES BEAT FOR YOU

My love, oh sweet sweet sunshine
My heart does beat for you
And yet I must be parted from you
It is then I need to picture you in my minds eye
My love, oh sweet sweet sunshine
My heart does beat for you.

YOU

I fell for you the first time I saw you
I was in love with you the first time I smelt you
I longed for you the first time I knew of you
I cried for you the first time I left you
I missed you the first time I remembered you
I returned to you at the first chance I had.

TOUCHING THE VOID

I want to touch the void
Reach in, taste
I want to be caressed
Feel, live
I want to take it in
Admire, love
I want to be like you
Strong, true.

Make you walk miles to the bloody bogs?

Never let it be said that I don't care about this planet. Admittedly, I dont go out of my way to be enviromentaly friendly, that said, i do recycle as much as i can, plastic, paper, tin, glass, cardboard, veg waist. I dont leave my tv or stereo on standby, i use those energy saving bulbs, i use public transport.

I do go on overseas holidays, by air and i will continue to do so. We do use the car to do a weekly shop, it would be foolish to atempt to vdo that oj the bus when we had a car sitting on the drive.

In my teens, back in the 80's i had a mullet hair style and did use lots of hair spray, i dont any longer.

I do feel I am doing all that I can to assist this planet, and most of my family and friends are too. I think we have all got the message now, and are going the right way to prevent further damage, but i cant help wondering if it is too little to late, and the damage is already done, you know the old saying, closing the stable door after the horse is alreay bolted, but i could be wrong.

On the radio:

Which came first Eastenders or Emerdale?

'Emerdale' say I.

'No' they say.

'Yes it did' I say. 'Emerdale started in 1974, Eastenders in 86'

'no' they say. 'Emerdale farm started in 74, Emerdale only began in the 90's.'

bollocks!

My weeks holiday, and now i am back at work.

I have to say, that week went fast, why does it do that? Now i'm back at work i bet the weeks are going to drag on.

So, how is everyone? Have i missed any gossip?

I had a few days off work. when i returned the boss called me into her office and said that she had been trying to get hold of me for two days as they had shifts thast needed to be covered and she did not apreciate tha fact that my mobile was turned off.

I pointed out to her that i was on holiday at the time, and what right did she have to question my turning my phone on.

I lost my rag with her, and said, 'The day you dstart to pay my bills is the day you have the right to tell me how i use my mobile. as long as you dont, it is none of your business."

I quit several weeks later.

The reason i bring this up now is that i have just seen the company advertising jobs in the local paper, and the add says:

Previous employes not to apply.

and i'm done at work for a week. seven days. huray!

Doh..

I do feel a great sense of joy as I have just seen the radio times and the greatest show on tv is back on Sunday.

Yes, Top gear returns.

I thought i would post this.

EDENS BURNING by Andrew.

Everlasting interludes
They necessitate
My desire for power.
Glory
Glory will be mine
In the bright days of summer.

In Eden
With the effervescent categories
Their just caricatures
From books they read.

I have memories
Of you and I in poppy fields
Smell the hemp and feel a tingle
In your tiny glowing ember.

The quiz of the week, day, hour, ok lets face it, it's crap but i will do it anyway...

What parts when you say "touch." but touches when you say "Part"?

answers on a fifty pound note to me, at my house, on my street....oh no, there's a postal strike!

Wish i had stayed in bed.

pissed off.

angry wangry.

stressed.

my brain hurts.

feel like i want to scream.

there endeth the sermon.

i am sure everyone on here has a dream, a hope for the future, well mine is this...I want to write a succesfull sit com.

I have writen one episode of a possible show, a piolot that i hope to submit to the BBC or channel 4, but i only had limited material and it all went into that one episode.

I am also working on a drama script, but it is very time consuming, and working full time i dont have a lot of that, maybe i should spend less time blogging, but it's bloody adictive.

Agh well, took next week off work, get my nose down and get some work done.

watch this space, it has 'Heading for disapointment' writen on it in crayon!

If a framing job is promised for Thusrsday 4th Oct, and the customer comes in today, the third of October and kicks off because it is not ready, am i within my rights to loose my tempor and raise my voice when she demands i do it because she made a special trip? Because i just did...

It is clearly written on my job sheet that it is promised for tomorow, but the customer insists it is wrong and her collection ticket says it will be ready today.

And where is her collection ticket?

Lost....

thats handy isnt it?

Do you sense the sarchasm there?

bloody customers are the bain of my life.

arghh!!!!

I've got the munchies, so i'm having a walkers ready salted crisp butty and a glass of milk.

I'm watching Fawlty towers 'Gourmet night'on DVD.

Got both series for eight pounds.

have to go to bed soon, soon as my hair dries (Just had a shower).

Hope everyones having a good night.

Some idiot has just phoned the radio to take part in a phoone in about HIV and Aids, and he said, and i quote:

"All them that has Aids and HIV should be kulled like they do with them cattle that got that mad cow thingy."

Such intelect, such feeling, such understanding.

Twat.

sold out in 38 seconds.

yup. 38 seconds.

has the world gone mad?

These Ainsley Harriot cup a soups?

I will never go back to the other ones after this.

it tastes like real soup!

http://www.ainsley-harriott.net/about/premium-cup-soup.html

Freak factor more like.

send in the freaks.

where do these people come from?

to have with a Sunday lunch?

Yesterday we had the usual Chicken, roast spuds and yorkshire pudding with six veg, yea thats right , six.

Peas.

Carrots.

Parsnips.

Green beans.

Caugette.

sprouts.

topped off with onion gravey and followed by home made pinaple and rum upside down cake.

Greed?

yea, some twat in a white van cut us up on the way home from Asda.

At the last minute he decided that he was in the wrong lane, and without signalling cut across us and forced us into oncoming traffic.

luckily my wife who was at the wheel had fast reactions and managed to avoid any collision.

our hearts were in our mouths i can tel you.

both needed a stiff drink when we got home.

who lets these fuckers on the road anyway?