You know how sometimes you make an off the cuff remark to a stranger, like, just to make conversation, well i just did it.
I was in the newsagents, and i went to the counter with a copy of the radio times, 2 bags of crisps, a tube of smarties, pack of pork scratchings, two twix and a flap jack.

I said to the woman behind the counter as she rang it into the till,

'It's not all for me. honest..'

she looked up at me and went,

'Egh?'

I said,

'I said it's not.....oh, it doesnt ,matter, moments gone now.'

U-(