So i wont.

In our art shop we sell the usual art supplies, including as you would expect brushes. Some of the sable hair brushes retail at £135 each, and come down to as little as a pound each.

A customer has just returned one of these pound brushes claiming that the hairs keep coming out. We exchanged it for him, but pointed out that although we do sell a fair few of these, they are the lower end of the market, and ther fact theart they are so cheap does have an affect on the qulity.

The customer said, "You call a pound cheap? I was going to complain that it was expensive just for a brush."

Is it 1925 or something? Is he unawhere of inflation?

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