I was woken in the early hours to hear the plastic windows in the green house rattling and thumping like a bad Rolf Harris wobble board number. I would sleep through the end of the world i am such a deep sleeper, but michelle isn't, and has such sensetive hearing that if next door dropped a pin onto a cusion it would wake her, and then she wakes me.

The wind and rain was so severe this morning, and at 6am we were out ther, barley awake dismanteling the bloody thing before it crashed into the bedroom window.

It came down a lot faster than it went up, and now it lays in pieces at the back of the shed, with the old front door and a coulple of chairs.

Now we look like the chav family.

have to hire a skip, oh, and on top of all this the systen on the toilet is knackered and we need to call out a plumber.

Happy new year!!!:(