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    Last night I met a man in a bar who told me that he had the power to answer any three questions.

    I said, "Really?"

    he said "Yes."

    I said, "About anything?"

    He said, "Yes."

    I said, "Wow, that's an amazing power isnt it?

    He said, "Yes.....and that was your thre questions."

    I kicked myself, leaving the pub somewhat down hearted, and out into the dark night. In the distance I could hear the sound of horses hoofs, and coming out of the darkness a horse upon which was a naked woman.

    She stopped, dismounting her steed and telling me that she was going to a fancy drerss party as Lady Godiver, and asked would I like to come along.

    Michelle was on nights, and I didnt fancy going home to an empty house so i decided to go along.

    What a great hedonistic night that was.....

    Her name? April First. :))

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