Standing at the bus stop

It's raining

Bus is due...

wait some more

check the time on my watch

bus is over due

wait some more

still waiting

still waiting

check the time again

now it's ten minutes late

twenty minutes

half an hour

still no sign of a bus

forty minutes

thre quarters of an hour

still it rains on me

but wait, do i hear the sound of an approaching bus?

Yipee...stick out my hand.

Bus stops.

I get on.

"een waiting here 45 minutes." Say I. "Why so?"

"Oh." says Mr driving man. "We were a driver short so we had to miss a buss off."

Great, so i'm wet, and late for work because they didnt have a driver? :**: