Or more to the point, when you stick it over the button on th crossing and it ends up stuck all over my finger.
What dirty sod would do that? I press the button to get the green man so i can cross and as i pull my hand away find my self attached by a strand of gum, that has come out of somebodys mouth.
Old-Nick
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Some immature fuckwit does something similar in this office, although they have not go me yet. They put their chewy on the back of the grab bars on the doors from the lift lobby into the corridor.
If this was a college or a school it would not suprise me, but this is a big fecking business office!
I used to think I was the most immature person in here.