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Andrew's beach front bar
I want to be a writer but my scripts keep getting rejected. I want to live by the sea in a tropical location. I want to drink Rum and listen to the sea on the shore. I want to get out of Rotherham and go and see the world....

Dreams cost nothing to keep, pull up a stool and enjoy the view from my beach front bar.
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    She keeps a mower and a shot gun in a pretty cabinet?

    by lledeb @ Saturday, Jun. 28, 2008 – 13.22:49



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    • Saturday, Jun. 28, 2008 @ 13.26:33

    Not quite, but I prefer your lyrics! One of Queen's best songs, I think.

    Tom.

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      • Saturday, Jun. 28, 2008 @ 13.30:56

      It is one of the best, this and 'don't stop me now.'

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    • kendersrule's profile image kendersrule Pro
    • Saturday, Jun. 28, 2008 @ 13.27:12

    LMAO! Moet n sommat! s fizzy pop of some kind :))
    plz note haven't even had to play this to know what you're on about!

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    • Saturday, Jun. 28, 2008 @ 13.34:35

    :)) I do prefer your version!

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    • Saturday, Jun. 28, 2008 @ 16.46:11

    She keeps Moet et Chandon
    In her pretty cabinet
    'Let them eat cake' she says
    Just like Marie Antoinette
    A built-in remedy
    For Kruschev and Kennedy
    At anytime an invitation
    You can't decline

    Caviar and cigarettes
    Well versed in etiquette
    Extraordinarily nice

    *Chorus*
    *She's a Killer Queen
    Gunpowder, gelatine
    Dynamite with a laser beam
    Guaranteed to blow your mind
    Anytime*

    Recommended at the price
    Insatiable an appetite
    Wanna try?

    To avoid complications
    She never kept the same address
    In conversation
    She spoke just like a baroness
    Met a man from China
    Went down to Geisha Minah
    Then again incidentally
    [these lyrics are found on http://www.songlyrics.com]
    If you're that way inclined

    Perfume came naturally from Paris
    For cars she couldn't care less
    Fastidious and precise
    *Chorus*

    Drop of a hat she's as willing as
    Playful as a pussy cat
    Then momentarily out of action
    Temporarily out of gas
    To absolutely drive you wild, wild
    She's all out to get you
    *Chorus *

    Recommended at the price
    Insatiable an appetite
    Wanna try?
    You wanna try

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    • Saturday, Jun. 28, 2008 @ 20.18:33

    queen rocks :) but I do like your version :))

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