The checklist that will tell you.
If you answer yes to more than five of the following statements then you are over the hill.
1. People get up to offer you a seat on the bus.
2. You start dating mothers instead of daughters.
3. You realise how old you will be when the Olympics Comes to London.
4. You start to wear socks in bed.
5. Your favourite TV show is heartbeat.
6. You fall asleep before 10pm.
7. You have so much nose and ear hair you could use it as a comb over..
8. You only have sex once in a blue moon.
9. You subscribe to reader’s digest.
10. You have a comb over.
11. You wear driving gloves and a flat cap.
12. You get up twice a night for a pee.
13. You have a mug of horlics before bed.
14. You dress like your dad.
15. You get slippers and socks for Christmas.
16. You hear a cover version on the radio and can remember the original, you ask, “Have they changed the key?”
17. You have to put on cefax because you can’t hear the TV.
18. You have the hots for a girl, but you realise her parents are younger than you.
